It is beyond comprehension - once upon a time we did some crazy-ass stuff. Well, some of it was "crazy"; most of it was just weird. FUN as all hell, but truly weird and uniquely ours. Yep, you should recognize the posessive there...
Some of this weird-stuff we got on film. It was cool and special and meaningful and super, super-secret from friends & family - no, they couldn't know or else it would be none of those things, right? "Our dirty, little secrets" - locked in a padded box; protected with a password; tied with a bow - all excitement and edge-of-our-seats, when-can-we-do-it-again!? anticipation with teasing, buzzy invitations by silent emails and leading winks. A regular covert operation.
It was truly all fun-and-games until both of us came up with the same idea while browsing the ever-captive interNET - we could make a website!! Post some pics & video to create a subscription-site or charge a pay-per-view fee for each download. Cool, right? Have fun AND put some money in the bank! It was an AWESOME IDEA! All we needed was good video-camera, website-building software and an endless bank of "Awesome Ideas" to use.
Things were "Just AWESOME"... Well, it was truly awesome until it was suggested that people might get bored seeing the same, significant other in these videos and pics all the time. MODELS could be substituted for the "same 'ol" BORING ball-and-chain. Just rent a hotel-room, pay them a small fee to video-tape them for an hour and out they go...
Seriously, now - can I get a "Rejected!"? Can someone else go BUY a CLUE for Cripe's sake!??
So back to the drawing-board we go without too much hullaballoo. Things returned to calm quite swiftly. That is, until it was discovered that somebody went ahead and did it anyway. Behind someone's back. There were lies and there was hurt and then there were tears and, finally, discussion. Mend, mend, mend.
So time passes and things are smoother again as honesty does have an ability to cure and create new understanding. There are new secret discussions about new, more exciting "covert weirdness" and there is renewed anticipation.
It is then mentioned that the most unique, secret, weird thing we'd ever shared just "has to be captured on film". Minds are abuzz and cheeks are flushing in a display of replenished exhilaration! Wow - he wants to preserve our all-time, favorite "weird-thing" forever! And then there was sweetness and smiles...
I say you can just go get as many of those <<secrety-things you used last time>> and just <<secret thing you did with aforementioned secrety-things>> as much as you WANT! :D
"Um, I meant with models..." >: {
Some of this weird-stuff we got on film. It was cool and special and meaningful and super, super-secret from friends & family - no, they couldn't know or else it would be none of those things, right? "Our dirty, little secrets" - locked in a padded box; protected with a password; tied with a bow - all excitement and edge-of-our-seats, when-can-we-do-it-again!? anticipation with teasing, buzzy invitations by silent emails and leading winks. A regular covert operation.
It was truly all fun-and-games until both of us came up with the same idea while browsing the ever-captive interNET - we could make a website!! Post some pics & video to create a subscription-site or charge a pay-per-view fee for each download. Cool, right? Have fun AND put some money in the bank! It was an AWESOME IDEA! All we needed was good video-camera, website-building software and an endless bank of "Awesome Ideas" to use.
Things were "Just AWESOME"... Well, it was truly awesome until it was suggested that people might get bored seeing the same, significant other in these videos and pics all the time. MODELS could be substituted for the "same 'ol" BORING ball-and-chain. Just rent a hotel-room, pay them a small fee to video-tape them for an hour and out they go...
Seriously, now - can I get a "Rejected!"? Can someone else go BUY a CLUE for Cripe's sake!??
So back to the drawing-board we go without too much hullaballoo. Things returned to calm quite swiftly. That is, until it was discovered that somebody went ahead and did it anyway. Behind someone's back. There were lies and there was hurt and then there were tears and, finally, discussion. Mend, mend, mend.
So time passes and things are smoother again as honesty does have an ability to cure and create new understanding. There are new secret discussions about new, more exciting "covert weirdness" and there is renewed anticipation.
It is then mentioned that the most unique, secret, weird thing we'd ever shared just "has to be captured on film". Minds are abuzz and cheeks are flushing in a display of replenished exhilaration! Wow - he wants to preserve our all-time, favorite "weird-thing" forever! And then there was sweetness and smiles...
I say you can just go get as many of those <<secrety-things you used last time>> and just <<secret thing you did with aforementioned secrety-things>> as much as you WANT! :D
"Um, I meant with models..." >: {
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